“Fat” is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants...– J.K. Rowling (via feministpizza)
fishingboatproceeds: Hank Green’s Tumblr: On Ad Block edwardspoonhands: On my most recent video I saw a whole ton of comments from people saying “I never see pre-rolls on Vlogbrothers videos because I have AD BLOCK installed.” Well, two problems here. No one sees pre-rolls on vlogbrothers videos because we don’t run them I am not sure how I feel about Ad Blockers and I wish you would...
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer